January 2012
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
That awkward moment when you realize you're the...
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When we go to the bathroom, and look at the mirror, they’re like:
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Yesterday, Jean Dujardin won the male actor in a leading role at the SAG Awards and I just wanted to say that I am so so happy for him. French people know him (and his wonderful wife, Alexandra) for a long time and I’m thrilled to see other...
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
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